The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

Okay so this is a game I got from another forum. This is not an original one from me.

The name of it: The good, the bad, and the ugly. Here's how it goes.

Basically you take good news:

You just got accepted into college

The bad:

It's right near a sewage dump.

The ugly:

Your living 15 feet away from the sewage dump. PHEW *plugs nose*

So basically that's how it goes. The person who finished with the ugly gets to start the new one.


I'll start:

The good: You just had a baby girl

the bad: she wants to be a boy

The ugly: It's actually two babies and they are siamese twins. (a girl and a boy)

The good: You got all A's on your report card.

bad- you only had gym

The ugly - you were the only one in the class.

The good - your going to heaven

the bad: you died

The Ugly: Turns out it wasn't heaven you are going to, it's hell. bwahahahahaha.

The good: you got turned into an animal

bad: Its a skunk

the ugly: it's roadkill.

The good: you are a girl with big boobs. LOL

lol, the bad:they're fake

The ugly: the surgeon who did the surgery didn't do it properly and they just fell off.

I'll let someone else do the good for once.

oh me!!
the good: you moved into the city where you always wanted to live

the bad: you moved in with the ex-boyfriend who turned gay rather than be with you (no offence meant by this once for anyone who IS gay. )

lol, the ugly: one of his bf's is bi and tries to get you into bed! oh this is funny

girl that would be a GOOD thing. As long as the bi friend was HOT.

And you can start with the GOOD again since you ended with the ugly.

haha, oh well maybe it might, lol strike that one then
ugly thing: one of the bi people brings a bi girl who tries to get you into bed *sorry to those who would do that

haha. Ya not much into girls myself.

And the good....?

oh yeah, sorry
the good:you got the wedding dress you always wanted

the bad: you were drinking red wine and it spilled on it.

the ugly: it wasnt noticable so you wore it to the wedding but it ripped in front of everyone

naked lady!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh

now we need a good. do you want me to start?

yeah, im no good with the goods

the good: you just got your first car.

the bad: it was from a junkyard

The ugly: a person died in it and the corpse was still in it. EEK.

The good: Your going to Harvard!