The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

lol, the bad: you were only accepted cause your parents paid them to accept you

the ugly:P your parents had to pay them to accept you as a janitor. LOL

the good: you just won miss america.

the bad:the contestents were for the ugliest miss america

the ugly: you were the only ugly woman among the ugly men.

the good: you just got a new dog. (so cute!)

he peed on your bed

the ugly: he just died of old age. What?????????????????

The good: you just turned 60.

poor dog, the bad:your skin is all baggy

the ugly: you've been married to a guy you hate for thirty years now.

the good: your the devil

the bad:you're lonely

The ugly: You technically aren't alive, so you have no blood flow, so you have no fun way to spend your time... you lonely lonely fool, you O_O

Hehehe. (Dirty mind at it's worst *sigh*) ((wait, that's not at it's worst. That's at it's best...))

The Good: Your new teacher doesn't hate you!

the bad: he just hates your other personality. (split personality anyone.)

sorry made a mistake

the bad: you flunk his class

Hmm... I thought it was good, bad, uglyyy??? Merrr -_-

same here... thats why i didnt list a good

Fine then i'll do a new good: You just married this super hot guy!

the bad: the guy is a 5th grader and your 20 years older

the ugly: he has a hot older brother but you're christian and cant get a divorce
the good: you won a million dollars

the bad: you have like a million taxes to pay from it.

the ugly: It was illegal money and you get arrested
the good: you're famous

the bad: your a famous criminal

the ugly:You're in jail now
the good: you win the olympics